queerios-and-milk:

I really worry about which selfie my family would put on the news if I ever went missing. 

(via hate)

chepibola:

when my mum scolds me

image

(via uh-k-byee)

the-fake-commander-shepard:

My parents are lucky I was too lazy to go through a rebellious phase

(Source: shepardism, via uh-k-byee)

Pulp Fiction (1994)

(Source: bunnyhepburn, via thefreshprinceofbel-air)

didgeridood:

hardcorebrownie:

didgeridood:

hardcorebrownie:

didgeridood:

hardcorebrownie:

I BROKE MY CAPS LOCK BUTTON HELP ME

have you tried turning it off and back on again

I HIT IT REALLY HARD AND STILL HASN’T TURNED OFF

there is no need to shout ma’am. have you tried turning it off and back on

I AM NOT SHOUTING

IT DOESN’T TURN OFF

ma’am, ma’am, have you tried turning it on & off again

(via kickthestarkid)

wheelcher2:

what’s that band with the 5 white men??

(Source: reverseracist, via kickthestarkid)

not texting back is only okay when i do it

(Source: andrewbelami, via cumfort)

shouldnt:

even if you hate the kardashians you still want to be a kardashian

(via hate)

mcdolands:

Me: “dad am i adopted?”
Dad:no, ur David. why woud anyone name you ‘Adopted’? even if we wanted to, ur name was alredy David when we adopted you

(via lamelohan)

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