daftbread:

enemy of the dogspotting community

(via magicul)

oreosvevo:

when you get caught taking food without permission

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(via lamelohan)

leiomano:

when you walk towards a bird but it flies away

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(Source: chorkies, via magicul)

sorry:

Why is there so much blood in my alcohol system?

(via grilledcheezed)

at what age are you supposed to delete your blog

(via lamelohan)

minimalyzed:

replacing my heart with another liver so i can drink more and care less

(via grilledcheezed)

lasagnababy:

when rappers brag about being rich and breaking the law but then whine when people illegally download their music

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(via lamelohan)

dialupmodem:

tbh if u really think that iphone users are elitists ask ANY nerd why they prefer android n they’ll go on and on for hours, insulting the phone, steve jobs, tim cook, their entire families, everyone that works for apple, the schools they all attended, and their mothers’ lasagna recipes 

(via lamelohan)

icorly:

mike wazowski opens up a tattoo shop called Monsters Ink

(Source: asscrab, via grilledcheezed)

thesociallyawkwardasian:

xast:

hotmail only got named hotmail after i made an account

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hotmail shut down

(Source: belfon, via lamelohan)

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